Florida Man Swings Dildo at Cops

[MARTIN COUNTY] – A Florida Man faces charges after trespassing, then swinging a dildo at police when confronted.

A man contacted police in regards to someone sleeping on his property in the 21100 block of SW Warfield Boulevard.

Investigators arrived on the scene to fine 71-year old Donald Hornback sleeping next to a bike against the fence of the man’s property.

Hornback was told to leave, at which point he started yelling that we had no right to remove him from the victim’s property.”

According to a police report, he put his belongings back in his back and then “picked up a large dildo and began to swing it around at the officers”.

Hornback was arrested. No word on what happened to the dildo, or how big it was. [Original Article]

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