📋 All Florida Man Stories

Every story we've posted. 478 total.

Florida Man Attacks Woman with Bag of Tortilla Chips

[MILTON] - A Milton man was arrested Tuesday morning for allegedly hitting his pregnant girlfriend in the face with a bag of…

March

Florida Man Takes Grenade Launcher to Airport

A north Florida man's plans to bring a military rocket-propelled grenade launcher back home were shot down after security screeners at a…

March

Naked Florida Man Rides Bicycle Backwards on Highway

[MIAMI] - Drivers on I-95 in South Florida were stunned Sunday to see a man wearing a headband, hot pink socks and…

Funny

Florida Man Attacks Coworker with Machete

[WEST PALM BEACH] - A Florida man who was angry with a co-worker attacked the man with a machete at an outlet…

March

Florida Man Caught on Camera Licking Doorbells

[LAKE WORTH] - Another day, another doorbell licker caught on camera. This time, a man was busted licking a Ring video doorbell…

Creeps

Florida Man Threatens to Cut off Buttocks with Machete over Potato Chips

[INDIAN RIVER COUNTY] - According to an arrest affidavit, an argument over potato chips may have caused a Florida Man to threaten to…

February

Florida Man Says Multiple Syringes Found in Rectum Aren’t His

[PINELLAS COUNTY] – A Florida Man denied any knowledge of the syringes found in his rectum during a jail strip search. Original…

Drugs

Florida Man Says Aliens Have Landed, Burns down House Stocked with Flamethrowers and Ammo

[TAMPA] - Hours before his Northdale rental went up in flames, investigators say Patrick O’Brien, lead guitarist for the death metal band…

December

Florida Man Shoves Footlong Sandwich down His Pants

[LAKELAND] - A Florida sandwich connoisseur has become the subject of a manhunt after stealing a foot-long sub, which he proceeded to…

December

Florida Man Goes to Job Interview, Then Steals Shoes to Give to his Mom

[SPRING HILL] - A 24-year-old man in Hernando County was arrested Wednesday for stealing two pairs of women's shoes from a Kohls…

December

Florida Man Calls 911, Tells Cops: “Take Me to Jail, Motherf*cker!”

[SEBASTIAN] – A Florida Man was arrested Sunday night after calling 911 multiple times and asking Sebastian police to take him to…

December

Wide Necked Florida Man Enters Mugshot Hall of Fame

Florida man is up to his neck in mugshots after the viral sensation found himself back in jail for a third time Tuesday when the…

Funny

Naked Florida Man Breaks into Restaurant to Eat Ramen Noodles, Play Bongos

[ST. PETERSBURG] - According to the Tampa Bay Times, a St. Petersburg police officer was investigating a break-in at The Chattaway restaurant,…

Funny

Florida Man Driving Car Full of Stolen Mail Crashes into Trailer Full of Alpacas

[YULEE] -  A Florida Man evading Georgia police before dawn Monday crashed into a trailer carrying alpacas at the Florida Agricultural Inspection…

Animals

Naked Florida Man Drinks 2 Liters of Vodka, Burns down House Baking Cookies on George Foreman Grill

[OKALOOSA COUNTY] - On the evening of Aug. 27, two officers from Niceville Police Department went to assist firefighters at a home in…

Drunks

Florida Man Shoves $100 of Iced Coffee in His Pants

[GAINESVILLE] – A Florida Man didn’t pay for the about $100 of iced coffee he jammed down his pants Sunday night, Gainesville…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Goes to Japanese Steakhouse, Starts Stripping in Front of Customers

[DUNEDIN] - The Kobe Japanese Steakhouse in Clearwater, Fla., offers a variety of choice meats, sushi specialties, and a pretty generous happy hour…

August

Florida Man Threatens to Blow up Lesbian Woman’s Home After Denying His Sexual Advances

[MARATHON] - A Florida Man was arrested after he allegedly threatened to “blow up” a woman’s home when she refused his sexual…

August

Florida Man Strips Naked at Mall, Makes Whooping Sounds at Police

[OKALOOSA COUNTY] - Authorities in Okaloosa County are seeking to arrest a man who they say took off all his clothes and…

August

Florida Man Brings Live Gator into Convenience Store, Chases Customers

[JACKSONVILLE] - A Florida Man made a beer run into a Florida convenience store carrying a live alligator with its mouth taped…

Animals
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