📋 All Florida Man Stories

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Florida Man Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Public

Florida Man even confuses us sometimes.  THIS is definitely one of those times.  Florida Man was arrested this time for pooping on…

Animals

Florida Woman Calls 911 over Stolen Weed, Arrested for Outstanding Warrants

A Florida Woman was arrested this week when she made the bad decision to call police to report a friend had stolen…

Drugs

Florida Man Engaged in Fully Nude Romp On Side of Highway

Florida Man, and his Florida Woman, were arrested for engaging in a “fully nude” sexcapade on the side of the Dunedin Causeway…

Creeps

Florida Man Robs Same Dollar General Twice, Blames Voices in Head

Why rob a store just one time, when you can get more robbing it twice? Florida Man decided to rob the same…

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Florida Man with “ALL GAS No Brakes” Neck Tattoo Crashes While Fleeing Police [VIDEO]

Florida Man tattooed his driving skills on his neck for everyone to see.  The Polk County Sheriff posted on Facebook that a…

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Florida Man Dressed As FBI Pistol-Whips Haunted House Host with BB Gun

Florida Man should have thought twice about his costume before pistol-whipping the host of a haunted house this Halloween. Ingus Schusser, 20,…

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Knife-Wielding Florida Man Attacks Wrong Person, Former MMA Fighter [Video]

Florida Man seems to make a habit of starting fights.  This time he picked on the wrong guy. 50 year-old Omar Marrero…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Takes 18-Wheeler on Police Chase Through Multiple Counties in Texas

Everything is Bigger in Texas…Including the police chases.  Florida Man took his antics all the way over to the Lone Star State…

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Florida Man, Drunk and Stoned, Pulls Down Pants, Says He’ll Kill Cops and Rape Their K9

[MONROE COUNTY] This Florida Man story has it ALL!  A drunk, stoned Florida Man that exposes himself, fights with police, claims to…

Animals

Florida Man Slashes 27 Tires, Claims Was Sabotaged by Secret Government Exposure

[MIAMI-DADE] Florida Man was arrested for slashing 27 tires on 17 different cars.  Although he was recorded committing the crime, he had…

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Florida Man in Police Chase on Motorcycle with Fake MCLOVIN License Plate

Florida Man decide to pull a “Superbad” with a fake McLovin license plate. As McLovin said in the movie, “Chicka chicka yeah!…

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Florida Man Gets Citation for “Booty Patrol” Truck

[DeSoto County] – Florida Man should have thought twice before making his “Booty Patrol” Truck look like a law enforcement vehicle.  Just…

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Florida Man Dressed As a Banana Charged for Whipping Out His “Banana”

[KEY WEST] – Happy Halloween! Florida Man was busy celebrating the holiday and couldn’t keep himself out of trouble.  He was not…

Drunks

Florida Man Steals Excavator, Goes for Joyride, Crashes into Walmart

[GAINESVILLE] – Of course if Florida Man steals an excavator the story is going to end that he crashes into Walmart.  Florida…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Stops Paying for Rental Car, Uses It to Give Uber Rides

[POLK COUNTY] Usually people return a rental car when they stop paying for it.  But not Florida Man.  No, he keeps it. …

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Florida Man Found Drunk, Naked and Asleep Outside; Punches Cop That Wakes Him

[DELRAY BEACH] Florida Man had just a bit too much fun and found himself drunk, naked and passed out in an intersection. …

Drunks

Florida Man Robs CVS Demands “All Bottles” of Viagra or “I’ll Shoot”

Florida Man needed some new meds, but Florida Man doesn’t like to pay for them.  Instead, he decided to rob a string…

Drugs

Tim Tebow Stars as Florida Man in New Nissan TV Commercial

Tim Tebow stars in a new Nissan Heisman House commercial that first aired this weekend.  If you’re a college football fan then…

Animals

Florida Man Hits Other Florida Man in Head with Hatchet Over Spilled Beer

[ESCAMBIA COUNTY] It’s probably best to stay as far as possible from Florida Man when he has a hatchet.  It’s also a…

Creeps

Florida Man Drops Trou, Yells “Where’s My Weapon” at Police

[PALM COAST] – Florida Man had one to many, prompting some of his Palm Coast neighbors to call police.  Florida Man was…

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