Florida Man, and his Florida Woman, were arrested for engaging in a “fully nude” sexcapade on the side of the Dunedin Causeway this week. Unfortunately for them, the show was witnessed by children and others while passing by, causing sheriff deputies to get involved.
Several of the witnesses dialed 911 after seeing the couple after they walked by. One witness described them as naked “from crack to sack, going to town”.
According to the police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Robert Clarke, 60, and Sara Fazekas, 55, were “fully nude on top of one another when Pinellas County Sheriff deputies pulled up on the side of the causeway. The report states that Clarke “was laying on his back with no clothes around him and his penis fully exposed.
When arrested, Clarke was described as showing no emotion at all for the incident. He showed no remorse even though children saw the act. As for the Florida Woman, she can check off an item on her bucket list. When she was taken into custody she told deputies this “was always a dream of mine.”
Clarke was charged with felony lewd and lascivious exhibition. Fazekas was also charged with exhibition, but the Florida Woman got an added bonus. Police found Clonazepam pills inside an Altoids container in her purse, so they added on a felony narcotics charge as well.