Florida Man Breaks Into Home, Sucks on Sleeping Man's Toes
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Florida Man Breaks Into Home, Sucks on Sleeping Man’s Toes

[BRADENTON] – Police are on the lookout for a Florida Man who broke into a home and sucked on a man’s toes, according to deputies.

The incident occurred on Christmas Eve at a Bradenton home. According to the resident, he awoke to find the Florida Man at his feet, who then proclaimed that he broke into the home “to suck toes”. He then attempted to fondle the man, according the police report.

After the two got into a fight, the Florida Man smashed a window, and the victim’s windshield before making an escape. No arrests have been made. [Original Article]

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