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Florida Man: the Epic Adult Coloring Book
On these pages, the most outrageous headlines from the state of Florida come to life! More
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Shoplifting Florida Man Flees Store, Strips Naked as Steaks Fall out of His Pants
[DELAND] – A shoplifting Florida Man attempted to flee a Deland store, stripping naked as multiple steaks fell out of his pants. More
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Florida Man Breaks Into Home, Sucks on Sleeping Man’s Toes
[BRADENTON] – Police are on the lookout for a Florida Man who broke into a home and sucked on a man’s toes, according to deputies. More
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Nearly Naked Florida Man Breaks into School, Smears Feces and Cake Frosting Everywhere
[SEMINOLE COUNTY] – A Florida Man was arrested after deputies say he broke into a school, spreading feces and cake frosting all over the place. More
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Wal-Mart Evacuated after Florida Man found Crawling through Ceiling
[NEW PORT RICHEY] – A Pasco County Wal-Mart was evacuated after a Florida Man was found crawling through the ceiling. More
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380-Pound Florida Man Hides Meth in Belly Button
[ST. PETERSBURG] – A Florida Man used his excess bulk to stow away a bag of meth, according to police. More
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Florida Man Tells Police Bag of Cocaine Found in Car Must have Blown in from the Wind
[FORT PIERCE] – A Florida Man had an interesting explanation for the bag of cocaine found in his car during a traffic stop. More
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Florida Man Found Sitting on Families’ Roof in His Underwear, Has No Idea How He Got There
[CAPE CORAL] – A Cape Coral family awoke on Halloween night to find Florida Man sitting on their roof in his underwear. More
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Florida Man ‘Sexually Assaults’ Stuffed Olaf Doll at Target
[PINELLAS PARK] – A Florida Man who “let it go” all over a stuffed Olaf doll at a Pinellas Park Target ws arrested on Tuesday. More
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Florida Man Removes 9 Foot Alligator from Pool
[PARKLAND] – A Florida Man sporting a bandana, goggles and a swimsuit removed a 9-foot gator from a pool in Parkland. More
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Florida Man Tries to Get Alligator Drunk, Gets Bitten
[PALM CITY] – A Florida Man was arrested after allegedly capturing an alligator and attempting to feed it beer. More
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Florida Man Hits Mechanic with Golf Club for Fixing Car Too Slow
[BRADENTON] – A Florida Man was charged with aggravated battery after breaking a golf club over his mechanic’s head for working too slow. More
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Florida Man Smashes 20 Car Windows, Says Trump Owes Him 1 Trillion Dollars
[OKALOOSA] – A Florida Man who went on a vandalism spree says he did it because Trump owes him one trillion dollars. More
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Florida Man Breaks into Home, Cooks Breakfast, Tells Owner to “Go Back to Sleep”
[SAFETY HARBOR] – A Florida Man was arrested last week after breaking into a stranger’s home and cooking food. More
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Florida Man: The Novel
Mike Baron delivers a riotous, heart-felt and ultimately uplifiting story in “Florida Man”. More
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Florida Man Arrested After Giving Aggressive “Wet Willy”
ST. LUCIE COUNTY – A Florida Man was arrested after giving his girlfriend a “Wet Willy” while drunk, according to an affidavit. More
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Florida Man Attacks Jogger with Sword over Pile of Trash [VIDEO]
[OAKLAND PARK] – Deputies are looking for a Florida Man who swung a sword at another man during a dispute over some discarded trash. More
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Florida Man Sprays Neighbors with Bug Spray, Hits Himself in the Head with Nunchucks
[DAYTONA BEACH] – A Florida Man was arrested after spraying his neighbors with bug spray and swinging nunchucks at them before accidentally hitting himself in the head with the weapon. More
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Florida Man Tells Deputy He Vapes THC to Prepare Himself for the Return of Jesus
[INDIAN RIVER COUNTY] – A Florida man who thought he was 140 miles away from his actual location told deputies he vapes THC “to get himself ready because Jesus was returning”. More
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Florida Man Pries Open Gator’s Mouth to Get His Dog Back
[NOKOMIS] – A Florida Man leaped into action to save his dog from the clutches of a nine-foot alligator on Friday. More
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Florida Man Breaks into Home, Blames Horse
[PASCO COUNTY] – A Florida Man has been arrested after reportedly using a horse to break into a home. More
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Not Safe For Work
Florida Man Strips Naked, Masturbates in front of Security Guard Shack
[PEMBROKE PINES] – Police are looking for a Florida Man who was caught on camera stripping naked and masturbating near a guard shack of a gated community in Pembroke Pines. More
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Florida Man Wearing Nothing but Bra and Hat Burglarizes Cars
[NEW PORT RICHEY] – A nearly naked Florida Man was caught on camera burglarizing several vehicles in New Port Richey last weekend. More
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Florida Man Carjacker Arrested Because He Cant Drive Stick
[ORLANDO] – A Florida Man was arrested after a failed carjacking attempt when he realized he couldn’t drive stick shift. More
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Not Safe For Work
Florida Man Masturbates Outside of Walmart, Grabs Deputy’s Butt
[ESCAMBIA COUNTY] – A Florida Man was arrested after allegedly masturbating in a Walmart parking lot, then grabbing a deputy’s butt, saying, “Let me just feel it.” More
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Not Safe For Work
Florida Man Cuts off Penis of Wife’s Lover with Scissors
[GAINESVILLE] – A Florida Man was arrested after allegedly cutting off his wife’s lover’s penis with a pair of scissors. More
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