Florida Man Hides Drugs in His Butt Crack
[PORT CHARLOTTE] – A Florida Man was arrested Wednesday after deputies found drugs not only in his vehicle, but in his butt crack. More
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Florida Man Walks out of Store with 12 Boxes of Golf Balls in His Pants
[NAPLES] – A Florida Man was arrested after walking into a PGA Superstore and stuffing multiple boxes of golf balls into his pants and jacket. More
80 Year Old Florida Man Fights Alligator
[SOUTHWEST MIAMI-DADE] – An 80-year-old Florida Man decided to take matters into his own hands when a 6 and a half foot gator found it’s way into his backyard. Original Article More
Naked Florida Man Breaks into Concession Stand to Steal Hotdogs
[DUNEDIN] – A naked Florida Man broke into a little league concession stand in Dunedin, causing thousands in damages. More
Florida Man Burglar Clobbered by 65-Year Old Florida Woman with Baseball Bat
[GAINESVILLE] – A 300 lb Florida Man who attempted to break into a Gainesville woman’s car was no match for a 65-year old Florida Woman with a baseball bat. More
Machete-Wielding Florida Man Blocks Traffic, Hits Car
[CHARLOTTE COUNTY] – A machete-wielding Florida Man was arrested after deputies say he blocked a car in traffic, swung the machete around and hit the windshield of the vehicle. More
Florida Man Shoots Woman with Water Gun Filled with His Own Urine
[TAMPA] – A Florida Man is facing battery charges after he shot a woman with a water gun – filled with his own urine. More
Florida Man Exposes Genitals in Traffic
[PENSACOLA] – A Florida Man is in Jail after a woman says she saw him exposing himself to traffic near interstate 110 in Pensacola. More
Florida Man Strips Naked, Poops in Family’s Yard
[EAST NAPLES] – An East Naples family was given a disturbing sight to behold last Thursday when they witnessed a naked Florida Man defecating in their backyard. More
Florida Man on Motorcycle Taunts Deputies, Then Crashes into Tree
[DAYTONA BEACH] – A Florida Man taunted deputies on his motorcycle, revving it loudly before taking off and reaching speeds of nearly 100mph. It didn’t end well. More
Florida Man Mayor Smokes Crack, Eats Meth, Practices Medicine Without License, Fires on SWAT Team
[PORT RICHEY] – A Florida Man and former Mayor of Port Richey is charged with attempted murder, practicing medicine without a license, and conspiracy. More
Florida Man Shows up to Hospital Naked, Says He’s “Ready to Go”
[FORT MYERS] – A Florida Man was arrested for indecent exposure on Sunday after showing up to Lee Memorial Hospital completely naked. More
Florida Man Driving Around with Pants down Says He Was Just Working out
[FORT PIERCE] – A Florida Man who was found driving around with his pants down alongside a prostitute says he was just “working out”. More
Florida Man Threatens to Destroy Everyone with his Army of Turtles
[BREVARD COUNTY] – A Florida Man was arrested at a Starbucks after yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint and threatening to destroy everyone with his turtle army. More
Florida Man Steals Car Back from Towing Company, Smashes Through Gate
[VERO LAKE ESTATES] – A Florida Man was arrested after driving his vehicle through a gate at City Cab Towing, according to the Indian River County Sheriff’s Office. More
Florida Man Back in Jail for Murder Minutes After Being Released
[NEW PORT RICHEY] – A Florida Man was arrested for a nearly 18-year unsolved murder – just minutes after being released from prison for another crime. Original Article More
Florida Man Attacks Parents over Pork Chop
[TALLAHASSEE] – A Florida Man faces charges for an alleged savage attack on his parents over a pork chop. More
Florida Man Breaks into Village Hall, Causes $500,000 in Damages, Smears Blood on American Flag
[PALMETTO BAY] – A Florida Man faces charges after breaking into a South Village hall building and causing $500,000 in damages. More
Florida Man Steals from Kmart Days After Buying $8 Million Private Island
[KEY WEST] – A Florida Man who just purchased a multi-million dollar private island off Key West was arrested for shoplifting at a local Kmart. More
Drunk, Shirtless Florida Man Shovels Spaghetti into His Mouth at Olive Garden
[NAPLES] – A drunk, shirtless Florida Man was arrested at a Naples Olive Garden after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth with his hands. More
Florida Man Pretending to Be Cop for Youtube Views Gets Arrested
[SARASOTA] – A Florida Man and serial “Youtube Prankster” faces felony charges after playing an April Fools joke on a woman and her two children in Sarasota. More
Family Comes Home to Find Drunken Florida Man Sleeping on Porch with Loaded Shotgun
[HAINES CITY] – A Florida Man faces a slew of charges after a Haines City family came home to find him passed out drunk on their porch with a loaded, modified shotgun in his hands. More
Florida Man Fires Gun inside Home, Shatters Toilet
[ST. PETERSBURG] – A Florida Man shattered a toilet after playing with a gun inside his home which discharged, nearly hitting his roommate, according to an affidavit… More
Florida Man Bonds out of Jail, Then Burglarizes Cars in Jail Parking Lot
[ST. LUCIE COUNTY] – Florida Man who seemingly enjoys being arrested decided to burglarize several cars in its parking lot, immediately after being released. More
7 Times Florida Man Channeled his Inner Comic Book Hero
Avengers, Assemble!…For your Police Lineup. More
Thong-Wearing Florida Man Found in Man’s Backyard Building a Shed and Throwing Chairs
[MARTIN COUNTY] – A Florida Man sporting a thong was arrested after trespassing on a man’s property and attempting to make some sort of shed in his backyard. More
Florida Man Attacks with Razor Blade, Machete in Argument over Squeegee
[PORT ST. LUCIE] – Florida Man pulls out a razor blade and his machete yet again, this time over an argument over a squeegee… More
