Naked, Screaming Florida Man Flails Wildly, Punches Cars
[VERO BEACH] – A Naked Florida Man who caused quite the disturbance at a Vero Beach Publix told police he “just wanted to smoke some pot”. More
Worst Superhero Ever.
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Florida Man Stabs Co-Worker with Sword over Gumbo Seasoning
[PANAMA CITY] – An argument over gumbo seasoning has lead to one man being murdered with a sword and another behind bars. More
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Shirtless Florida Man to Deputies: “Everyone Does Cocaine”
[INDIAN RIVER COUNTY] – A shirtless Florida Man who smelled of alcohol was arrested after causing a scene in a business parking lot, blocking traffic and talking to himself about cocaine. More
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Florida Woman Tells Cops Cocaine in Her Bag Flew in from Open Window
[FORT PIERCE] – A Florida Woman busted for cocaine possession told cops it “must’ve flown in from the window”. More
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Naked Florida Man Attacks Stranger with Garden Shears, Fights Cops
[WALTON COUNTY] – A naked Florida Man was arrested after attacking a stranger with garden shears, then getting into a scuffle with cops. More
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Florida Man Ties Drugs to His Ball Sack
[FORT PIERCE] – After performing a checkup on a Florida Man after an ATV incident, a doctor found an unexpected surprise – a bag of drugs tied to the man’s balls. More
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Florida Man Flees from Traffic Stop, Returns to Harass Cops, Does Donuts on 4 Wheeler with Beer in Hand
[DEFUNIAK SPRINGS] – A drunken Florida Man spent the weekend in jail after fleeing from a traffic stop, then returning later that evening to taunt the deputies. With beer in hand, he did donuts in his 4-wheeler while yelling, “come and get me”, before promptly being arrested. More
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Florida Man Activates Vanishing Powers After Owing 500k in Child Support
[FORT LAUDERDALE] – A Florida Man who owes over 500k in child support has seemingly disappeared and has not been seen since March 20th. More
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Florida Man with Suit, Gun and Badge Pretends to Be Federal Marshall, Cops Not Buying It
[BOYNTON BEACH] A Florida Man caught shoplifting an iPhone X was confronted by police days later after he returned to the scene of the crime. This time, he was armed with a gun and a fake badge, claiming to be a federal Marshall. The police, however, were not having it. More
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Florida Man Wearing Budweiser Shirt Gets DUI on Golf Cart
[MARTIN COUNTY] – A Florida Man wearing the most appropriate shirt ever was arrested after getting a DUI on a golf cart. More
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Thieving Florida Man Gets His Arm Stuck in Church Donation Box
[VERO BEACH] – A Florida Man told officers he “messed up” after getting his arm stuck in a church donation box last Saturday. More
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Florida Man Shoots Himself in the Leg to Profess Love for Ex-Girlfriend
[HOMESTEAD] – When a Florida Man’s love for his ex-girlfriend came into question, he did the only logical thing a person would do – shoot himself in the leg. More
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Florida Man Uses Cinderblock to Break into Home, Takes Shower
[CRESTVIEW] – A Florida Man used a cinder block to smash the back door of a strangers home, then took a shower while inside. More
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Florida Man Has Blood Alcohol Level 4 Times Legal Limit
[SPRING HILL] – A Florida Man faces DUI charges after driving around with a near-lethal blood alcohol level. More
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Florida Man Tells Cops His Name Is Captain Dickhead
[SEBASTIAN] – A Florida Man has been arrested after telling police his name is “Captain Dickhead”. More
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Florida Man Attacks Mother, Flips Furniture Over Because Of Ham
[DELAND] – A Florida Man shoved his mother and flipped furniture in their DeLand because a ham she was cooking didn’t come out to his liking. More
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Florida Man Makes Homemade Bomb, Throws It at Chickens
[FORT PIERCE] – A Florida Man faces charges after making a homemade bomb which he hurled in a yard full of chickens. More
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Florida Man Uses Spaghetti Sauce to Try to Burn down House After Burglary
[DELAND] – Two Florida Men face burglary and arson charges after attempting to burn down the victim’s home with flaming spaghetti sauce. More
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Florida Man Uses Government Computers to Mine Bitcoin
[CITRUS] – A Florida Man and Department of Citrus employee has been arrested after allegedly using the agency’s computers to mine for various cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin. More
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Florida Man Applies for Job, Steals Forklift
[BROWARD] – Two Florida Men who posed as job applicants at a marine-supply company in Pembroke are linked to a crew of thieves who stole over $1 million in equipment, including a forklift. More
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Florida Man Performs Hit N’ Run, Gets Pulled over, Pretends to Be Asleep
[PORT ST. LUCIE] – A Florida Man’s attempt to pretend to be asleep when confronted by police failed, after an apparent hit and run incident in Port St. Lucie. More
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Florida Man Grabs Deputy’s Crotch
[VERO BEACH] – A Florida Man was arrested for causing a disturbance at an Indian River Beach Hospital after grabbing a Sheriff Deputy’s crotch, and from the looks of his mugshot, he has no regrets. More
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Florida Man Blasts His Horn at Cops, Has Guns, Drugs in Full View in His Car
[GAINESVILLE] – If you’re driving around with a plethora of automatic weapons and drugs, it’s probably not a good idea to honk your horn at cops to get their attention. Unless you’re Florida Man, of course. More
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Florida Man Gets Tired of Waiting at Hospital, Steals Ambulance, Drives Home
[THE VILLAGES] – A Florida Man ran out of patience at a hospital in the Villages, swiped an ambulance and drove it home Tuesday night. More
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Florida Man Drinks 16 Shots of Vodka, Refuses to Pay Tab
[VERO BEACH] – A Florida Man faces charges after racking up a $105 bar tab at a Mexican restaurant in Vero Beach, downing 16 Vodkas, eating a chimichanga, then refusing to pay. More
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Drunken Florida Woman Crashes Car in Publix Parking Lot, Buys More Wine
[CAPE CORAL] – A Florida Woman is in jail after drunkenly crashing her car into a Publix parking lot, then going inside the store to buy more wine. More
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Drunken Florida Man Challenges Wendy’s Employees, Customers to Fight
[VERO BEACH] – A Florida Man faces disorderly conduct charges after he caused his second disturbance in a a year at a local Wendy’s, challenging employees and customers to fight him. More
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Florida Man Breaks out of Prison, Caught Drinking Beer in West Palm
[WEST PALM BEACH] – A Florida Man on the lam was caught after deputies found the prison escapee drinking a beer in palm beach. More
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Florida Man Known As “Doo-Doo” Has $4M Heist Plan Foiled by FBI
[STUART] – Three Palm Beach County men, including one known as “Doo-Doo”, were taken into custody hours before they were going to kill an armored truck’s guard and make off with $4 million in cash. More
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Florida Man Stabs Brother over Hamburgers
[CLAY COUNTY] – A Florida Man faces charges after stabbing his brother in the back over an argument involving Krystal Hamburgers. More
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Florida Man Attacks Jogger, Steals Their Shorts, Runs off Waving Them over His Head
[TAMPA] – Authorities are on the lookout for a Florida Man after a bizarre attack occurred at a Tampa park trail. More
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Florida Man Tries to Rob 7-Eleven by Pointing His Finger Like a Gun at Clerk
[BONITA BEACH] – Police are searching for a Florida Man who attempted to rob a 7-Eleven armed with nothing more than his finger pointed at the clerk. More
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Florida Man Sets Neighbors Corvette on Fire Because He Thought He Stole His Lawnmower
[EDGEWATER] — Florida Man thought his neighbor stole his lawnmower (AKA the FloridaMobile), so he set his Corvette on fire in retaliation. More
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Florida Man Gets Charged for Being a Pimp
[JACKSONVILLE] – A Florida Man faces pimping charges after an undercover bust last Thursday. More