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Drunken Florida Man Breaks Back Jumping Canal in Nissan Versa

June 24, 2019, 10:49 am

26 points
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Drunken Florida Man Threatens to Stab Coworkers, Strips Naked, Passes Out

June 24, 2019, 8:57 am

18 points
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Florida Man goes to Restaurant, Stands on Chairs, Flips off Customers, Tells Cops To “Go to Dunkin Donuts”

June 10, 2019, 6:00 pm

12 points
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Florida Man with BAC over Three Times Legal Limit Crashes Lawnmower Into Cop Car

May 6, 2019, 12:01 pm

43 points
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Drunken Florida Man Tells Cops He’s Jason Bourne

April 30, 2019, 9:19 am

41 points
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Florida Man Says He’s “Too Fat” for DUI Test

April 25, 2019, 9:13 am

57 points
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Drunk, Shirtless Florida Man Shovels Spaghetti into His Mouth at Olive Garden

April 8, 2019, 12:24 pm

59 points
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Drunken Florida Man Drives around on Golf Cart, 5 Bottles of Fireball Found Inside

April 2, 2019, 2:04 pm

49 points
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Drunken Florida Man Goes to Jail Because He Wanted Egg Rolls

March 26, 2019, 1:42 pm

92 points
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Florida Man Found Passed out Drunk Behind the Wheel in a Wendy’s Drive-Thru Line

March 18, 2019, 12:22 am

54 points
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Naked Florida Man Drinks 2 Liters of Vodka, Burns down House Baking Cookies on George Foreman Grill

September 7, 2018, 9:17 am

22 points
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Florida Man Breaks into Home, Steals Alcohol, Poops on Floor, Falls Asleep on Couch

June 12, 2018, 10:46 pm

40 points
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