📋 All Florida Man Stories

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Florida Man Tries to Shoot Puppy, Puppy Shoots Him Instead

Jerry Allen Bradford, 37, of Pensacola, Fla., decided to shoot his seven puppies in their heads because he cou...

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Florida Woman Who Stole from WalMart Plans to Apply for Job – at WalMart

[ST. PETERSBURG] - A Florida Woman is applying for a job at Wal-mart after being charged with shoplifting from the retailer nearly…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man on the Run Dares Cops to Catch Him on Facebook, Gets Arrested

[TAMPA] -  A wanted Florida Man was caught and arrested after he issued a public dare to cops by posting a poster…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Woman Robs Arby’s, Calls a Cab to Make Getaway

[GAIESVILLE] - A Florida Woman who robbed an Arby's restaurant at gunpoint and called a cab to escape has been arrested in…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Robs Subway While on Cell Phone

The Orlando Sentinel reports the man entered an Orlando-area Subway at about 10:45 p.m. and ordered the cashier to stuff the contents…

Dumb Criminals

Florida man Rides Manatee, Talks Smack to Cops

[KEYS] - A Florida Man was arrested after he tried to take a ride on the back of a manatee in the…

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Florida Man Steals More Than $45000 Worth of Socks

[MEDLEY] -  A South Florida man was arrested last week after he stole more than $45,000 worth of socks from a Medley…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Robs Convenience Store While Wearing Luchador Mask

[OSCEOLA COUNTY] - A Circle K clerk was on the phone early Saturday when a trio of armed robbers burst into the…

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Florida woman cooks meth in laundry shed

A homeless Florida woman was arrested Monday after deputies said she used a shed to cook methamphetamine. Amy Arena, 39, was given…

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Florida man Pays for order at Taco Bell, then robs it

A Florida man is being sought by police after officers said he placed an order and paid at a Taco Bell before…

Dumb Criminals

Florida man says slurred speech is because of wisdom teeth, not booze

A Florida man was arrested last month after police said he was pulled over for speeding and he told them he had…

Drunks

Florida woman makes bomb threat to halt boyfriend’s urine sample

A Central Florida woman made a bomb threat in an attempt to keep her boyfriend from submitting a urine sample at a…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man beaches yacht after too many long island iced teas

A Central Florida man who beached his 72-foot yacht in Palm Beach on Wednesday told police that he had been drinking Long…

Drunks

Shirtless Florida man punches at cars after disrupting bar show

A Florida man was arrested late last month after police said he was drinking and disrupted a band's performance at a bar…

Drunks

Florida man steals patrol car, asks ‘This is a felony?’

A Florida man didn't read the rule book after police said he jumped in a parked patrol car and drove it around…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man gets jail for second drunken rampage in golf cart at parents’ retirement community

A Florida man has been sentenced to seven months in jail for his fifth drunken driving offense — and the second aboard…

Drunks

Florida Man Uses His Own Wanted Poster as Facebook Profile Picture

Police searching for a Florida man in connection to a battery case discovered that he was using his wanted poster and mug…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man in Dinosaur Costume Holding Air Rifle Arrested

Florida Man in Dinosaur Costume Holding Air Rifle Arrested. Florida Prisoner ... Florida Man in Dinosaur Costume Holding Air Rifle Arrested. Friday…

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Florida Man Uses Mountain Dew as Fake Urine for Drug Test

Don't Dew this folks! Especially if you spilled it all over your pants. The guy did say his name was "Dumb Ass"...…

Dumb Criminals

27th Arrest for Bikini-Clad Florida Man

[FORT LAUDERDALE] - Police arrested an infamous Florida street performer, who wears brightly colored bikinis and has a "Holla!" tattoo on his forehead,…

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