📋 All Florida Man Stories

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Florida Man Eats Crack Cocaine; Tells Police It’s Jolly Rancher Candy

A Florida man in a car stopped by police attempted to eat several crumbs of crack cocaine, telling them he was eating…

April

Police: Florida man confronts officers with Viking-style ax

A Pinellas County man was arrested Sunday after police said he was brandishing a Viking-style ax and yelling about Valhalla -- the…

April

Florida Man has sex in community pool, attacks onlookers

A Florida man who was interrupted while he was having sex with a woman in an apartment complex pool grew angry and…

April

Florida man defends small chihuahua with large machete

A Florida man has been arrested following an altercation in which he used a machete to defend a tiny dog from hi.

April

Half-bearded Florida man spends 4/20 in jail for selling marijuana the night before

He must have been high while he was shaving. A Florida man was arrested on Tuesday for possessing marijuana with the intent…

April

Florida man accused of snatching hat and calling stepson a goat-abusing terrorist

A Florida man is accused of snatching a religious hat from his stepson's head, calling him a terrorist and accusing him of…

April

Florida man impersonated cop, used sirens to rush through traffic, say deputies

(AP) – A South Florida man has been arrested after deputies say he was pretending to be a police officer. Local media…

April

Florida man sues for right to marry his laptop

A Florida man is suing Texas for denying him the right to marry his Apple laptop computer. Mark "Chris" Sevier filed suit…

April

Florida Man humps stop sign while stalking ex

A Florida man is facing stalking charges after he allegedly stalked his ex and humped a stop sign in front of her…

Creeps

Florida man eats meth to avoid arrest, doesn’t work

An Okaloosa County man was arrested after police said he ate one of the bags of meth he had in his car…

Dumb Criminals

Florida man is busted with $100k worth of stolen goods, hides drugs up butt

After allegedly burglarizing a home along with his girlfriend and making off with almost $100,000 worth of loot, a Florida man was…

April

Florida Man says too much music, masturbation caused him to vandalize home

LARGO, FL (WFLA) — A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home told deputies that he had listened to too much music…

April

Florida Man Tries to Kiss Cottonmouth Snake

One Florida man learned the hard way that water moccasins do not make the best kissing partners. According to Fox 13, 18-year-old…

Animals

Florida Man Arrested for Serial Gropings on YouTube: “If You Don’t Touch Ass You’re Crazy”

A lot of odd things happen in Florida every week. On Fridays we're here to bring you the weirdest. This week: a…

April

Florida Man asks cop to jump start stolen truck

A Central Florida man was arrested after deputies said he approached a Martin County Sheriff's deputy and asked if he could get…

April

Florida Man Tries to Escape Cops On His Hoverboard, Fails

Police in the city of Clearwater were investigating a “known drug residence” last Sunday when they encountered a 2o-year-old man who smelled…

April

Florida Man Tries To Buy $60000 BMW With Food Stamps

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April

Florida Man Had handcuff key in his butt during high speed chase

A Baker County man had a handcuff key hidden in his rectum while he led deputies on a high-speed chase that ended…

April

Florida Man Takes Fire Extinguisher off Hotel Wall, Sprays People

[WEST MELBOURNE] - West Melbourne police arrested a Florida Man who they say was under the influence when he took the fire…

April

Florida Man hides 15 sticks of stolen deodorant in his pants

A Williston, Florida, man was arrested Friday night after police said he stole $30 worth of deodorant from a Walgreens and then…

April
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