📋 All Florida Man Stories

Every story we've posted. 478 total.

Florida Man Gets in 8 Hour Standoff with Police, Says He Was Just Shooting Rats in His Backyard the Whole Time

[PALM HARBOR] - A Florida man allegedly fired his shotgun at rodents dwelling in his backyard after authorities were called to his…

Dumb Criminals

Naked Florida Man Runs into Woman’s Home, Tries on Her Clothes

[NEW SMYRNA BEACH] – Police say a naked Florida Man ran through the home of an 82-year-old woman and stopped to try…

Creeps

Florida Man Hides $1,000 in Rectum

[MARION COUNTY] - Florida police arrested a man following a traffic stop when they found he was carrying an assortment of drugs…

August

Florida Man Pulls out Fake AR-15 in McDonalds After Being Denied Ice Cream

[DELRAY BEACH] - A McDonald's in Delray learned a valuable lesson: Don't deny Florida Man his ice cream.

August

Florida Man Says Hookah Smoking Caterpillar Told Him to Cause 100k in Damages to Liquor Store

[CRESTVIEW] - A Florida Man is in custody after a Liquor store rampage that caused more than 100K in damages. After being apprehended,…

August

Florida Man Arrested After Cocaine-Fueled 100mph Chase

[OCALA] - The sun is shining, the weather is warm, and the summer of Florida Man continues unabated. Deputies with the Marion…

August

Florida Man Claiming to Have AIDS Brandishes Needle: “I Will Stick You”

[ORLANDO] - A Florida man is accused of stealing tools from an Orlando Home Depot, then pointing a hypodermic needle at a…

August

Florida Man Tries to Rob Former WWE Wrestler, Fails Miserably

[CORAL SPRINGS] - A Florida Man and would-be gas station robber found his plan foiled by a real-life superhero Saturday when he…

August

Florida Man Steals Forklift Because He Was Tired of Walking

[PORT ORANGE] - A Florida man who stole a forklift two months ago struck again, and he had the same reason —…

July

Florida Man Unplugs Bounce House with Kids Inside

[PORT ST. LUCIE] - A Florida man is facing misdemeanor charges after he allegedly unplugged the fans inflating a birthday party bounce…

Jerks

Florida Man Tries to Hide Nearly 100 Heroin Pills up his Butt

[PALM BEACH COUNTY] - A Florida Man attempted to hide 97 heroin pills up his butt when pulled over during a traffic…

Drugs

Florida Man Wearing Bucket on Head Breaks into Pet Shop, Steals Pigeons

[MIAMI] - A Florida man is being sought by authorities after the owners of a religious store said he broke in with…

Animals

Florida Man Calls 911 Because His Mom Won’t Pay For IHOP

People sure do love food and they are willing to fight with it. Don't believe me? Let me remind you of that…

December

Florida Man Tries to Steal Beer, Bites Employee

[ORLANDO] - A Florida Man was arrested on Tuesday after police said he bit an employee when he was confronted about trying…

December

Florida Man Leaving Strip Club Runs Himself over with his Own Truck

Less than a block away, the Florida Highway Patrol said he fell out of his 2016 Ford pickup and promptly ran over…

December

Naked Florida Man Arrested Near School Bus Stop

[ST. AUGUSTINE] - A St. Johns County man has been arrested after police say he was found walking through a neighborhood naked…

Creeps

Florida Man Named ’Shaquille O’Neal’ Steals Veteran’s Wheelchair, Crashes Car

Florida man who shares part of his name with a famous NBA star was arrested late last month after police said he…

December

Florida Man Installs Giant Penis Mailbox

[ENGLEWOOD] - A Florida Man's surprise for his Mother gives new meaning to the term "Junk Mail".

December

Florida Man Breaks into Home, Cooks and Eats Pizza While Inside

[PINELLAS COUNTY] - A Florida man was arrested last week after police said he broke into a home and stole cash before…

December

Florida Man Breaks into Woman’s Home to Pet Family Cat

[ST. PETERSBURG] - A Florida woman said she was startled when she woke up last month to find her neighbor petting her…

Animals
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