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Florida man busts church windows, says he was ‘angry with God’

A Florida man was arrested last Wednesday after deputies said he was breaking windows at a church because he was angry with…

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Florida woman blames swerving on sunglasses, dog

A Florida woman that was pulled over for swerving while driving on 441 provided deputies with some unique excuses. According to Villages-News,…

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Naked, Poop-covered Florida Man Shot After Breaking into Home

A home invasion turned a bit grotesque Sunday evening when a stinky intruder was shot by an Ocala, Florida, homeowner. The strangest…

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Florida man set off sprinklers, soaked hotel, cops say

Anthony Edward Thomas seemed too happy. After all, he was just forced out of a hotel because the sprinklers went off and…

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Shirtless Florida Man smashes car window with baseball bat in fit of road rage

PINECREST, Fla. – A cellphone video captured a road-rage incident Saturday in Pinecrest.The video shows a shirtless man hitting a car, which was…

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Florida Man Pistol whips, shoots at man…over yams

A man at a suburban West Palm Beach house party told investigators he noticed some yams growing along the fence. Curious how big…

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Florida man busts through hay bales, catches airtime in high-speed chase

A Florida man took deputies on a high-speed chase that included ... 2:30 a.m. Wednesday in Niceville when Okaloosa County Sheriff's deputies…

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Florida Man steals lotto tickets, returns to cash them

Deputies: Florida man busts through hay bales, catches airtime in... Florida man tells police robber 'looks like a Chihuahua' ...

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Florida Man found with mobile meth lab in Walmart parking lot

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Florida men steal $16 in chicken, face $1000 bonds

Two Florida man went to jail and face $1,000 bonds each after police said they stole less than $16 in chicken from…

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Florida Man Wakes up naked in stranger’s home

A Florida man who woke up naked in a stranger's home on Monday is unlikely to face criminal charges. According to NWF…

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Officials: Florida man lets kids pet his alligator on leash

A Florida man was charged last month after Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation officials said he allowed children to pet an alligator…

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Florida man plays naked game of ‘ding dong ditch’

What does a Florida Man do on an early Sunday morning? Get naked and get arrested, naturally. The Panama City News Herald…

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Florida Man Calls 911 over 100 times, blames “artistic robotic technician”

CLEARWATER, FL (WFLA) – Police arrested a man Friday after they say he dialed 911 and hung up more than 100 times –…

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Florida Man Masseur claims sexual assault was just his oil bottle, not his penis

“Phomphakdy, who co-owns the spa with his wife, denied the allegations when deputies interviewed him, saying it’s possible the woman felt a…

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Police called after Florida man dances naked in the rain

Rain didn't stop a Florida man from stripping naked and hosting a one-man dance party Thursday in the streets of Melbourne. According…

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Florida Man accused of masturbating, exposing self to woman: ‘It’s a nice view’

MARATHON, Fla. – A Marathon man was arrested Tuesday after he masturbated and exposed himself to a woman on the beach, according…

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Florida Man Calls 911 after girlfriend refuses to buy him Vodka

COLLIER COUNTY – A Collier County man called 911 on Monday night because his girlfriend wouldn’t buy him vodka. Original Article

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Florida man flashes $100 bills, pees on himself after refusing to pay for drinks he ordered

A Florida man, claiming to have no money to pay for the beers and alcohol pitcher that he ordered, displayed several hundred-dollar…

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Florida Man Arrested for Alleged Kale Heist At Walmart

A health-conscious Florida man is facing theft charges after police arrested him for stealing kale, the reigning Vegetable of the Year. Shane…

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