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Florida Man Masseur claims sexual assault was just his oil bottle, not his penis

“Phomphakdy, who co-owns the spa with his wife, denied the allegations when deputies interviewed him, saying it’s possible the woman felt a bottle of oil he carries on his belt enter her, according to the report.” Original Article

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