📋 All Florida Man Stories

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Florida woman ‘plays mermaid’ and entered homes without permission

Vilano Beach, FL - Police arrested a St. Augustine woman after she 'played mermaid' and swam up to waterfront homes in the…

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Burying your troubles, the Florida way: Florida man buries boss

Worker buried boss with dirt using front-end loader, report says A 32-year-old Sanford man was arrested Wednesday after allegedly burying his boss…

June

Florida man who threw alligator into Wendy’s drive-thru window sentenced

WEST PALM BEACH — A Florida man who threw an alligator through a drive-thru window was sentenced to a year of probation…

Animals

Machete wielding Florida Man arrested on drug, weapons charges

A Florida man was arrested May 26 for possession of drugs, paraphernalia and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after the Bay…

June

Florida man jumps from overpass in attempt to elude cops

Perhaps there was a better route a Florida man could have taken to avoid the police during a traffic stop on Monday.…

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Florid Man tased, arrested after jumping on hood of car on Palmetto Expressway with knife

MIAMI LAKES, FLA. (WSVN) - A South Florida driver jumped onto the hood of a car with a knife between his teeth…

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Florida Man Credit card fraud investigator arrested for credit card fraud

St. Petersburg Police arrested a credit card fraud investigator for stealing customer credit card information. Original Article

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Florida Woman steals pizza delivery man’s car, crashes into house

A Florida woman is on the run from deputies after allegedly stealing a pizza delivery driver's vehicle. According to WKMG, the deliveryman…

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Floirida Woman Shoplifter identified by left behind car tags

Police say a Florida woman, accused of shoplifting at a store, left her car tags at the scene of the crime. According…

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Florida Man Bursts into Ex’s Delivery Room, Fights Her Boyfriend

[MIAMI] - A Florida Man was arrested Sunday after police said he burst into his ex-girlfriend’s delivery room, kicked her and got…

Fights

Florida man runs over endangered Sandhill Crane with golf cart

With the shit I read on here coming out of Florida I'm beginning to believe every living thing in Florida is part…

Animals

Report: Drunken Florida man destroys pool table, throws ball at guitar

Have you ever heard the one concerning the drunk man, musician and pool gamers strolling right into a bar? Nicely, this story…

Drunks

Key West looking for owner of illegally parked Flintstones car

KEY WEST, Fla. - Someone in Key West has a done big Yabba-Dabba-DON'T while driving in the city. This morning, the city…

Funny

Florida man fined $48k for using phone jammer on the road

A Florida man is being fined $48,000 by the Federal Communications Commission after using a cell phone jamming device in his car,…

May

Florida Man on ‘Top Secret Mission’, Breaks into Store to Steal Energy Drink and a Honey Bun

[FORT MEADE] - The Florida Man version of 007 was arrested Wednesday after he told police that he broke into a convenience…

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Florida Man climbs through drive-thru window to steal Burger King cash register

A Florida man, accused of attempting to steal a cash register from Burger King on Monday, was stopped and held by two…

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Sore loser Florida Man takes sledgehammer to game at St. Petersburg convenience store

ST. PETERSBURG — Police were searching Tuesday for a vandal who smashed a game with a sledgehammer after losing several times at…

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Florida Man locked out of hotel room shoots lock

Meet the Florida man arrested for shooting the knob off his hotel room door when he got locked out.&

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Florida Man Burglar tries to make getaway in a golf cart, lands in a pond

The Florida man is accused of breaking into a Lady Lake home and stealing a TV set and a set of house…

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Florida Man points loaded shotgun at IRS worker who knocked at his door

Bruce Hacker, 61, of Fort Lauderdale, is accused of pointing a shotgun at an IRS revenue officer who knocked at the door…

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