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Florida Man on ‘Top Secret Mission’, Breaks into Store to Steal Energy Drink and a Honey Bun

[FORT MEADE] – The Florida Man version of 007 was arrested Wednesday after he told police that he broke into a convenience store while on a “secret and classified” mission.

Ryan Frick threw a brick into the door of a convenience store, then hid in the bushes to eat it. He also snagged some cigarettes and two energy drinks to wash it down.

He was later found hiding between two buses at a nearby school. He was arrested and taken to Polk County Jail. Original Article

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