Naked Florida Man Humps Tree, Punches Deputy
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Naked Florida Man Humps Tree, Punches Deputy

[LEHIGH ACRES]- A Florida Man was arrested after doing very “Florida Man” things, including humping a tree and running down a street in the nude.

21-year old Alonso Sanchez was found by deputies and was seen “hugging and hip thrusting” a tree. He was completely naked and allegedly high at the time.

Before deputies got to him, the Florida Man ran into the street and was nearly hit by a car that had to swerve to avoid him.

When the deputies attempted to arrest Sanchez, he punched one of them in the face.

After a brief struggle, he was apprehended and taken to Lehigh Acres Regional Hospital. He faces a battery charge and was booked into the Lee County Jail after his hospital visit. [Original Article]

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