[PORT ST. LUCIE] – A Florida Man has been arrested after choosing a very “Florida Man” way to pass the time while he waited in a Social Security Office.
30-year-old James Terrell Williams was arrested March 5 after allegedly pleasuring himself “in plain view of a federal employee that was assisting him with a disability claim,” according to an affidavit.
It all started when deputies arrived at the government facility in response to a disturbance. They were told about a Florida Man, later identified as Williams, that was pleasuring himself near a federal worker helping him with a disability claim.
The affidavit states that the victim saw “strings to his sweat pants flying in the air,” and when she stood up she got a full view of the Florida Man going to town on himself. Original Article