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Machete-Wielding Florida Man Blocks Traffic, Hits Car

April 16, 2019, 12:55 pm

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Florida Man Attacks with Razor Blade, Machete in Argument over Squeegee

April 2, 2019, 9:06 pm

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Florida Man Attacks Coworker with Machete

March 5, 2019, 3:07 am

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Florida Man Threatens to Cut off Buttocks with Machete over Potato Chips

February 7, 2019, 8:18 am

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Machete wielding Florida Man arrested on drug, weapons charges

June 2, 2016, 4:25 pm

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Florida man brings machete to fist fight

April 1, 2016, 6:39 pm

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