📋 All Florida Man Stories

Every story we've posted. 478 total.

Face-Eating Florida Man Claims He Was ‘Half-Man, Half-Dog’

[STUART] - A judge declared a mistrial on Wednesday in a northern Virginia murder case in which the defendant said he thought…

March

Florida Man Says He’s ‘Archangel Michael’, Tries to Blow up 16 Government Vehicles

A man who refers to himself as the “Michael the Archangel” was arrested Wednesday on charges of trying to set fire to…

March

Florida Man Applies for Job, Gets Arrested for Attempted Murder 20 Years Ago

[BRANDON] – A murder case that’s been cold for 20 years has received a break after fingerprints from a Florida Man’s job application…

Fail

Florida Man Fakes Robbery to Get out of Work

[DUNDEE] – A Florida man was arrested after falsely telling police that he had just been robbed so that he wouldn’t have…

Fail

Florida Man Attacks His Mom Because She Refused to Dress His Mannequin

[BOYNTON BEACH] - A Florida Man is facing aggravated battery charges after authorities say he attacked his mother for refusing to dress his…

Jerks

Drunken Florida Man Goes to Jail Because He Wanted Egg Rolls

[MILTON] – A Florida Man is behind bars after going on a rampage over egg rolls. Police Report

Drunks

Florida Man Calls 911, Says He Paid for Sex but Got Scammed Out of $500

[WEST PALM BEACH] - Authorities say a Florida Man in West Palm called 911 to report he was scammed out of $500…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Shoots His Cousin over Sunglasses

[VOLUSIA COUNTY] - A Florida Man was arrested Sunday after shooting his cousin over a pair of sunglasses...

Guns

Florida Man Attacked by Florida Squirrel

[SARASOTA] - Surveillance video captured a squirrel attacking a man in Florida County Sarasota. In the video the squirrel attacks and bites…

Animals

Florida Man Masturbates While Waiting at Social Security Office

[PORT ST. LUCIE] - A Florida Man has been arrested after choosing a very "Florida Man" way to pass the time while…

March

Florida Man Throws Pancake Batter on Woman

[HERNANDO COUNTY] - A Florida man is behind bars after deputies say he threw a bowl of pancake batter at a woman over…

Jerks

Florida Man Found Passed out Drunk Behind the Wheel in a Wendy’s Drive-Thru Line

[CAPE CORAL] - A Cape Coral teen was found passed out drunk in his car, while it was still running, in the…

Drunks

Florida Man Wearing Spider Man Mask Robs Store for Booze, Cigarettes

[CASSELBERRY] - A Florida man was caught unmasked on surveillance cameras before putting on a Spider-Man mask to steal liquor and cigarettes…

Funny

Florida Man Calls 911 After Finding Iguana Swimming in Toilet

[FORT LAUDERDALE] -  A Florida man called 911 after going to the bathroom and finding a bright green iguana swimming in his…

Animals

Florida Man Stuffs a Pound of Marijuana in His Pants During Traffic Stop

[CHARLOTTE COUNTY] - An armed 21-year-old man who tried to hide nearly a pound of marijuana in his pants during a traffic…

Drugs

Florida Man Pressure Washes His Neighbor

[BROOKSVILLE] - Pasco deputies arrested a Brooksville man accused of 'intentionally' spraying his neighbor with a pressure washer Friday...

Jerks

Florida Man Steals $33,000 of Rare Coins, Redeems at Coinstar for 30 Dollars

[NORTH PALM BEACH] - Michael Johnson envisioned Shane Anthony Mele sending those commemorative presidential dollars spiraling down a slot, to be converted…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Goes to Sheriff’s Office, Steals Flag, Exposes Himself

[KEY WEST] - A homeless man is accused of stealing an American flag and exposing himself at a sheriff's office building in…

Creeps

Florida Man Steals Toilet, Other Items from Home Depot

[CAPE CORAL] - Florida man steals toilet, other items from Home Depot. Cape Coral police are looking for a man who stole…

March

Cross Dressing Florida Man Sentenced to 6 Years for Burglarizing

[JACKSONVILLE] - A Florida Man was sentenced Wednesday for breaking into his former classmate’s San Marco condo last year while wearing women’s clothes...

Creeps
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