📋 All Florida Man Stories

Every story we've posted. 478 total.

Drunken Florida Man Tells Cops He’s Jason Bourne

[PINELLAS PARK] -  A Florida Man was who was arrested after causing a ruckus in a Tampa library told officers his name…

April

Florida Man Breaks into Office, Puts Sign in Window: “Secretary Wanted, $17/Hour”

[PORT CHARLOTTE] - Deputies are looking for a Florida Man who broke into a Charlotte County office building to place a now hiring…

April

Florida Man Thinks His Shopping Cart Is a Street Legal Car

A Florida Man is seen in this video "driving" his shopping cart as if it were a vehicle down a busy intersection.

April

Florida Man Threatens to Kill Landscaper After Leaving Grass Clippings on His Lawn

[SPRING HILL] - A Florida Man was arrested after detectives say he threatened to kill a crew of lawn care workers, chased after…

April

Florida Man on Meth Attacks Mattress, Was Looking For Man “Hiding Inside”

[OKALOOSA COUNTY] - Police were called to a home after reports of a Florida Man high on meth accusing his girlfriend of cheating…

April

Florida Man Says He’s “Too Fat” for DUI Test

[MARTIN COUNTY] - A Florida Man who was pulled over for impaired driving claimed he was "too fat" to perform a sobriety field…

April

Florida Man Stabs Nephew Because He Took Too Long in the Bathroom

[DELAND] - An elderly Florida Man faces aggravated battery charges after stabbing his nephew for taking too long in the bathroom.

April

Florida Man Pretending to Be Cop Pulls over Actual Cop

[PLANT CITY] -  A Florida Man who thought it would be a good idea to impersonate a cop was busted after he…

April

Florida Man Gets Beat up by the Easter Bunny

[ORLANDO] - A Florida Man received a beatdown from the Easter Bunny and the whole thing was caught on video.

Animals

Florida Man’s Homemade Bomb Goes Flying into Neighbor’s Backyard

[VOLUSIA COUNTY] - A Florida Man caused several residents of a Volusia County neighborhood to evacuate after his homemade pipe bomb took off…

April

Florida Man Advertises Weapons Class by Pulling Pants down & Exposing Himself to Traffic

[FORT MYERS] -  A Florida Man decided to try some "outside-the-box" - or should I say or "outside-the-pants"? marketing tactics last Thursday.

April

Florida Man Hides Drugs in His Butt Crack

[PORT CHARLOTTE] - A Florida Man was arrested Wednesday after deputies found drugs not only in his vehicle, but in his butt…

April

Florida Man Walks out of Store with 12 Boxes of Golf Balls in His Pants

[NAPLES] - A Florida Man was arrested after walking into a PGA Superstore and stuffing multiple boxes of golf balls into his pants…

April

80 Year Old Florida Man Fights Alligator

[SOUTHWEST MIAMI-DADE] - An 80-year-old Florida Man decided to take matters into his own hands when a 6 and a half foot gator…

Animals

Naked Florida Man Breaks into Concession Stand to Steal Hotdogs

[DUNEDIN] - A naked Florida Man broke into a little league concession stand in Dunedin, causing thousands in damages.

April

Florida Man Burglar Clobbered by 65-Year Old Florida Woman with Baseball Bat

[GAINESVILLE] - A 300 lb Florida Man who attempted to break into a Gainesville woman's car was no match for a 65-year old…

April

Florida Man Shoots Woman with Water Gun Filled with His Own Urine

[TAMPA] - A Florida Man is facing battery charges after he shot a woman with a water gun -  filled with his…

April

Florida Man Exposes Genitals in Traffic

[PENSACOLA] - A Florida Man is in Jail after a woman says she saw him exposing himself to traffic near interstate 110 in…

April

Florida Man Strips Naked, Poops in Family’s Yard

[EAST NAPLES] - An East Naples family was given a disturbing sight to behold last Thursday when they witnessed a naked Florida Man…

April

Florida Man on Motorcycle Taunts Deputies, Then Crashes into Tree

[DAYTONA BEACH] - A Florida Man taunted deputies on his motorcycle, revving it loudly before taking off and reaching speeds of nearly 100mph.…

April
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