Florida Man Hides Drugs in His Butt Crack
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Florida Man Hides Drugs in His Butt Crack

“I have some stuff in my ass crack, I will get it,” Florida Man told Deputies

[PORT CHARLOTTE] – A Florida Man was arrested Wednesday after deputies found drugs not only in his vehicle, but in his butt crack.

When deputies told 23-year-old Matthew Nero he would get additional charges if more drugs were found, He told them “I have some stuff in my ass crack, I will get it”.

“I don’t want you reaching in there,” Florida Man told them. Original Article

 

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