Drunken Florida Man Tells Cops He's Jason Bourne
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Drunken Florida Man Tells Cops He’s Jason Bourne

[PINELLAS PARK] –  A Florida Man was who was arrested after causing a ruckus in a Tampa library told officers his name was “Jason Bourne”, the iconic character of the best selling novels and film series.

The Florida Man, 45-year-old John William Chapman, smelled of alcohol and refused to leave the library after multiple requests from staff asking him to leave.

When police arrived, he gave the fake name along with a bogus social security number. He was taken into custody on misdemeanor charges of resisting an officer without violence. Original Article

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