There are plenty of nude Florida Man stories, but this time Florida Woman decided to join in on the fun. This Florida Woman didn’t think just exposing her breasts was enough. She also gave the crowd a show as she tugged at her nipple rings for everyone to see.
According to a police report released by The Smoking Gun, 26 year-old Jaclynn Glover let it all hang out when she removed her bikini top in a beachside café and began groping herself.
Florida Woman was waiting in line at The Beach Cafe in Holmes Beach, but the jugs in her hands weren’t beer. A “Victim”, as stated in the police report, told officers what was witnessed. The victim and another witness said they saw Mrs. Glover “expose her breasts and grope them while also tugging on her nipple ring.” She proceeded to to walk around the cafe topless and then site at a “public table”. The report states she then took off her entire top and groped her breasts in a “sexual nature”. She didn’t cover up until she was asked by restaurant staff asked her to.
Florida Woman was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and disorderly conduct. According to the police report she being belligerent, using vulgar language and causing a disturbance by exposing her bare breasts.”
