📋 All Florida Man Stories

Every story we've posted. 478 total.

Florida Man Swings Anchor at Beachgoers Because They Ruined His Chicken

[FORT PIERCE] - Upset about ruined chicken, Florida Man is accused of doing what others might not - Swinging a boat anchor…

Food

Armless Florida Man Stabs Tourist with Scissors Held in His Feet

[MIAMI] - A Florida Man artist was charged Tuesday with using his feet to stab a Chicago man with a pair scissors,…

July

Florida Man Breaks into Home, Gets Naked, Cooks Spaghetti

[INDIAN RIVER COUNTY] - A 70-year-old woman received quite the shock when she discovered a naked Florida Man inside her home cooking spaghetti.

Creeps

Florida Man Pulled over During Traffic Stop Claims Dog Was Driving

[PORT ST. LUCIE] - A Florida man has raised the bar when it comes to the old "the dog ate my homework"…

Animals

Florida Man Drives Stolen Car into Ditch, Has Diaper-Wearing Monkey Attached to Him

[HOLIDAY] - A Florida man had to be separated from his Capuchin monkey after he was arrested for reportedly driving a stolen vehicle…

Animals

Florida Man Upset over Low Quality Meth Calls Cops to Have Them Test It

[PUTNAM COUNTY] - A Florida Man who was hoping to get his drug dealer arrested has found himself behind bars instead.

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Breaks into Home, Steals Alcohol, Poops on Floor, Falls Asleep on Couch

[ST. PETERSBURG] - A Florida Man was arrested after Police say he broke into a couple’s home and stole bottles of booze.…

Drunks

Thieving Florida Man Gets Arm Stuck in Church Donation Box

[VERO BEACH] - Getting caught with your hand in the church plate is mortifying. Getting caught with your arm stuck so deeply…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Robs 7 Eleven by Pointing Finger Like a Gun at Clerk

[BONITA SPRINGS] - A Florida Man who pointed his finger in lieu of a firearm at a convenience store clerk in an attempted robbery…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Punches Mailboxes, Gets Tased 4 Times by Cops

[BRADENTON] - Police had to use stun guns on a Florida Man not once, not twice, but four times before he could…

December

Florida Man Says Scooter He Purchased Came with Meth & Other Drugs Inside

[KEY LARGO] - A Florida man arrested while driving a scooter packed with meth and coke claimed the drugs were left behind…

December

Florida Man Offers $10,000 for Safe Return of His Stolen Monkey

[SOUTHWEST RANCHES] - A Florida man is missing his monkey. Have you seen him? Original Article

Animals

Florida Man Steals Swan Boat, Gets Stranded on Lake Eola Fountain

[ORLANDO] - Firefighters rescued a Florida Man early Friday who was stranded on Lake Eola's iconic Linton E. Allen Memorial Fountain after…

December

Florida Man Goes to Steak N Shake, Urinates on Floor, Goes to Sleep

[TAMPA] - Deputies arrested a man they say urinated in front of dozens of customers in the middle of a Tampa Steak…

December

Florida Man Caught Stealing Beer Says He Was Just Exchanging for Cold Ones

[VERO BEACH] – A man told deputies he was only exchanging his beer for a colder 12-pack after he was caught stealing…

December

Florida Man Swings Dildo at Cops

[PORT ST. LUCIE] - Police responded to a trespassing call were confronted by a male suspect armed with a “large dildo” that he…

Fights

Florida Man Tries to Break into Vehicle Full of Cops

[TAMPA] - Florida Man chose the wrong vehicle to try to break into. Surveillance video appeared to capture 49-year-old Stephen Titlan going…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Steals ATM from Strip Club

[TAMPA] - Instead of dropping money at the strip club, a Florida Man hauled off an ATM machine full of it about an…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Shoots up Meth, Howls and Stomps on Roofs, Tells Cops He’s Waiting for DEA

[VERO BEACH] - A family woke up earlier than planned on Veterans Day to find a Florida Man high on methamphetamine on…

Drugs

Florida Man Does Donuts on Scooter, Chases Woman

[VERO BEACH] - A Florida Man has been arrested after doing donuts on a scooter outside a Checkers parking lot then chasing after…

Jerks
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