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Florida Man Swings Dildo at Cops

[PORT ST. LUCIE] – Police responded to a trespassing call were confronted by a male suspect armed with a “large dildo” that he swung at officers before being taken into custody.

Following a call from a homeowner about a man sleeping on his land, sheriff’s deputies earlier this month encountered Donald Hornback, 71, snoozing on the complainant’s property in Indiantown, a village outside Port St. Lucie. Original Article

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