📋 All Florida Man Stories

Every story we've posted — newest first. 478 total.

Drunken Florida Man Threatens to Stab Coworkers, Strips Naked, Passes Out

[CONCH KEY] - A Florida Man was arrested after threatening coworkers with a knife, stripping naked and passing out on the property.

Drunks

Florida Man Throws Feces at Judge during Trial, Gets Acquitted

[MIAMI] - A Florida Man who was charged with burglary flung his feces (and missed) at the judge during his trial.

June

Naked Florida Man Masturbates in Front of his Motel Window While Watching People Walk By

[CAPE COD, MA] - A Florida Man took his lewd antics to a Cape Cod motel, where guests claim he stood naked…

Creeps

Florida Man Dressed as Spider-Man Spotted Power Washing Roof

[MIRAMAR] - A Florida Man was spotted power washing a roof while dressed as Spider-Man in Miramar on Monday.

Funny

Florida Man Eats Chicken Wings, Refuses to Pay for Them, Pulls out His Penis

[HUDSON] - A Florida Man was arrested after refusing to pay for chicken wings he ate, then exposing himself to staff and patrons…

Creeps

Florida Man Steals 75 Pool Floats So He Can Have Sex with Them

[BREVARD COUNTY] - A Florida Man was arrested after amassing a collection of nearly 75 pool floats which he stole to have…

Creeps

Florida Man Asks Cop to Help Him Start Scooter He Was Trying to Steal

[CLEARWATER] - A Florida Man was arrested asking an officer to for a screwdriver to start a scooter. The problem was, the…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Threatens Man with Ax, Steals and Crashes Car, Found Naked Hiding in Chicken Coop

[NEW YORK] - A Florida Man was arrested last week after going on a rampage, stealing a car and killing a family…

Animals

Naked Florida Man Dances at Mcdonald’s, Tries to Have Sex with Railing

[COLLIER COUNTY] - Police arrested a naked Florida Man who began dancing strangely at a McDonald's in Naples.

Creeps

Florida Man with Cocaine on His Nose Tells Cops It’s Not His

[HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY] - A Florida Man was arrested after being caught with cocaine on his nose, in addition to various other drugs in…

Drugs

Florida Man goes to Restaurant, Stands on Chairs, Flips off Customers, Tells Cops To “Go to Dunkin Donuts”

[NAPLES] - A Florida Man was arrested after causing a ruckus at a Naples restaurant, cursing and flipping off customers before telling cops…

Drunks

Florida Man Arrested for Assault with Ketchup

[PINELLAS PARK] - A Florida Man faces a misdemeanor charge after pouring ketchup on his sleeping girlfriend.

Food

Florida Man Tries to Break into ATM with Blowtorch, Welds It Shut Instead

[OKALOOSA ISLAND] - Two Florida Men tried to break into an ATM using a blowtorch, but they instead welded the machine shut.

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Pours Salt on Floor of Walmart to Get Rid of “Evil Spirits” Around Him

[HUDSON] - A Florida Man was arrested after pouring salt on the floor of a Walmart to ward off the "evil spirits" around…

Funny

Florida Man Breaks into Woman’s Home, Wears her Clothes, Asks Her for a Drink

[JACKSONVILLE] - A Florida Man was arrested after breaking into an elderly woman's home, stealing her belongings and wearing her clothes.

Creeps

Florida Man Tells Cop His Name Is “Ben Dover”

[ST. PETERSBURG] - A Florida Man was arrested after giving a cop the finger and telling him his name was "Ben Dover".

Funny

Florida Man Attacks Mom with Corn on the Cob

[ZEPHYRHILLS] - A Florida Man faces battery charges after attacking his mother with a corn cob.

Jerks

Florida Man Attacked by Python Hiding in Toilet

[CORAL SPRINGS] - An unsuspecting Florida Man was bitten by a python lurking in his toilet.

Animals

Florida Man Tells Cops He’ll Behead Them, Eat Their Eyes & Tongues

[MELBOURNE]- A Florida Man was arrested after claiming he'd behead six cops and eat their eyes and tongues.

May

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