Naked Florida Man Dances at Mcdonald's, Tries to Have Sex with Railing
in , ,

LOLLOL WINWIN LOVELOVE WTFWTF SADSAD GRRGRR

Naked Florida Man Dances at Mcdonald’s, Tries to Have Sex with Railing

[COLLIER COUNTY] – Police arrested a naked Florida Man who began dancing strangely at a McDonald’s in Naples.

Deputies responded to the incident where the man began taking off his clothes and dancing. According to witnesses, he appeared as if he were trying to have relations with a railing.

63-year old John Morgan was arrested and charged with trespassing on property other than structure. Deputies have had contact with Morgan before, from previous trespassing incidents at the same location. Original Article

All Florida Man Merch Ships Free

What do you think?

30 points
Upvote Downvote

You May Like

Florida Man with Cocaine on His Nose Tells Cops It's Not His

Florida Man with Cocaine on His Nose Tells Cops It’s Not His

Florida Man Threatens Man with Ax, Steals and Crashes Car, Found Naked Hiding in Chicken Coop

Florida Man Threatens Man with Ax, Steals and Crashes Car, Found Naked Hiding in Chicken Coop