Florida Man Steals 75 Pool Floats So He Can Have Sex with Them
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Florida Man Steals 75 Pool Floats So He Can Have Sex with Them

[BREVARD COUNTY] – A Florida Man was arrested after amassing a collection of nearly 75 pool floats which he stole to have sex with.

35-year old Christoper Monnin said he stole the inflatables for sex “instead of raping women”.

According to The Brevard Times, the Florida Man was stopped on Thursday by Palm Bay Police for suspicious behavior. The Florida Man was carrying a garbage bag full of pool floats.

Monnin admitted to police that he burglarized multiple homes for their pool floats, and had a stash of nearly 75 of them. He told police he “sexually gratifies himself” with them, instead of raping women. He was arrested and charged with criminal mischief, burglary, and petit theft. Original Article

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