[BREVARD COUNTY] – A Florida Man was arrested at a Starbucks after yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint and threatening to destroy everyone with his turtle army.
When authorities arrived, the Florida Man, 61-year old Thomas Devaney Lane, called 911 and told the operator, “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint,” a Police affidavit states. Original Article