Florida Man Threatens to Destroy Everyone with his Army of Turtles
Mugshot: Brevard County Sheriff's Office. Turtles: Florida Man's Turtle Army.
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Florida Man Threatens to Destroy Everyone with his Army of Turtles

[BREVARD COUNTY] – A Florida Man was arrested at a Starbucks after yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint and threatening to destroy everyone with his turtle army.

When authorities arrived, the Florida Man, 61-year old Thomas Devaney Lane, called 911 and told the operator, “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint,” a Police affidavit states. Original Article

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