Florida Man Tells Deputy He Vapes THC to Prepare Himself for the Return of Jesus
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Florida Man Tells Deputy He Vapes THC to Prepare Himself for the Return of Jesus

[INDIAN RIVER COUNTY] – A Florida man who thought he was 140 miles away from his actual location told deputies he vapes THC “to get himself ready because Jesus was returning”.

23-year-old Carlos Guillen of Port St. Lucie was approached by deputies on July 27 after they were called to the Vero Beach outlets off State Road 60.

Deputies found Guillen in the driver’s seat of a parked vehicle. The inside reeked of alcohol and in the passenger seat was a half bottle of Hennessy cognac, as well as a cup which appeared to contain the same booze in a cup holder.

When asked for his driver’s license, the Florida Man handed the deputy a vape pen containing THC. Deputies said Guillen thought he was in Tampa, nearly 140 miles away from his actual location of Vero Beach. He told deputies he was enjoying his time in Tampa, and that he was vaping the THC pen “to get himself ready because Jesus was returning,” according to the report. Original Article

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