Drunken Florida Man Crashes Golf Cart, Blames Trump
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Drunken Florida Man Crashes Golf Cart, Blames Trump

Florida Man July 30

[THE VILLAGES] – A Florida Man who crashed his golf cart in a tunnel blames Donald Trump for it.

The Florida Man, 82-year-old Cary Frederick, had appeared to have been drinking, the arrest report states. He stated he had been “watching President Trump on TV then got really mad at what he said.” He then began drinking vodka a few hours before the crash.

As the Florida sun dipped low in the sky, Cary found himself in a bit of a pickle. Having indulged in a few more beers than usual, he hopped into his beloved golf cart and embarked on what he thought would be a leisurely joyride. Little did he know, this innocent outing would soon turn into a Trump-sized disaster.

Authorities arrived at the scene of South Buena Vista Boulevard and Rainey Trail where they found a red golf cart with a missing windshield and broken axle. There were black tire marks in the tunnel as well.

After cops heard Frederick slurring his words, he was asked to take a field sobriety test. Unfortunately he was “not able to stand under his own power.”, according to the report. One of the deputies had to hold onto Frederick’s arm to keep him from falling. The Florida Man was arrested on a DUI charge and booked at the Sumter County Detention Center, where he was released after posting bond.

The Florida Man Becomes a Local Legend

In the days that followed, Cary’s escapade became the talk of The Villages. Chuckles and laughter echoed through the streets as neighbors exchanged exaggerated versions of the tale. Some even speculated that Trump himself had possessed the golf cart, guiding it towards the infamous crash with his invisible hand.

Amidst the humor and uproar, Cary continued his daily routine, albeit with a bit more caution. His golf cart, now bears a fresh coat of paint and a bumper sticker proclaiming: “I Brake for Trump Tweets.” Cary and his cart became a local legend, a symbol of the bizarre event that had united the community in laughter. Now the community of The Villages can go back to doing what they do best.

 

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