📋 All Florida Man Stories

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Florida Man With State Tattooed on Head Calls 911 for a Ride Home

[PASCO COUNTY] - A Florida Man with his favorite state tatted on his forehead was arrested after calling 911 multiple times requesting a…

February

Florida Man Carrying Pelosi’s Lectern Arrested

[LARGO] - The Florida Man who made national headlines this week has been arrested and is facing three federal charges.

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Wearing Only Underwear Steals Mail, Attacks Homeowner

[HAWTHORNE] - A Florida man faces multiple charges after authorities say he stole mail from a woman while only wearing his underwear.

Dumb Criminals

Drunk Florida Man Drives Lawnmower on Highway

[MARION COUNTY] - A Florida Man faces DUI charges after a deputy caught him driving a lawnmower down a highway.

August

Drunken Florida Man Crashes Golf Cart, Blames Trump

[THE VILLAGES] - A Florida Man who crashed his golf cart in a tunnel blames Donald Trump for it. 

August

Florida Man Clings to Semitruck Speeding Down Highway [Video]

A video posted on Twitter shows a Man clinging to a speeding semi-truck going down a Florida Highway.

August

Florida Man Uses $4 Million in COVID Relief to Buy Lamborghini

[MIAMI] - A Florida Man was arrested on multiple charges including bank fraud after using part of nearly $4 in PPP loans to…

Dumb Criminals

Naked Florida Man Spends 24 Hours Vandalizing School

[MIRAMAR] -  A naked Florida Man was arrested after breaking into a South Florida High school and spending nearly 24 hours vandalizing…

Jerks

Florida Man Calls 911 Asking Deputies to Bring Him Ice Cream and Liquor

[CHARLOTTE COUNTY] - A Florida Man was arrested after calling 9-1-1 multiple times, requesting deputies to deliver him alcohol and ice cream.

April

Naked Florida Man Throws Rocks at Cars

[PORT ST. JOHN] - A Florida Man was arrested on Tuesday after standing naked in his driveway and hurling rocks at passing cars.

Jerks

Florida Man Sets Hospital Bed on Fire to Get Nurse’s Attention

[NEW SMYRNA BEACH] -  A Florida Man who felt like he wasn't getting enough attention set his hospital bed on fire, according…

February

Florida Man Flees Store, Strips Naked as Steaks Fall out of His Pants

[DELAND] - A shoplifting Florida Man attempted to flee a Deland store, stripping naked as multiple steaks fell out of his pants.

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Breaks Into Home, Sucks on Sleeping Man’s Toes

[BRADENTON] - Police are on the lookout for a Florida Man who broke into a home and sucked on a man's toes, according…

Creeps

Naked Florida Man Bites K-9, Punches and Spits on Deputies

[COLUMBIA COUNTY] - A Florida Man decided to turn the tables on police during an attempted arrest, biting a K-9 and attacking…

Animals

Nearly Naked Florida Man Breaks into School, Smears Feces and Cake Frosting Everywhere

[SEMINOLE COUNTY] - A Florida Man was arrested after deputies say he broke into a school, spreading feces and cake frosting all over…

November

Wal-Mart Evacuated after Florida Man found Crawling through Ceiling

[NEW PORT RICHEY] - A Pasco County Wal-Mart was evacuated after a Florida Man was found crawling through the ceiling.

November

380-Pound Florida Man Hides Meth in Belly Button

[ST. PETERSBURG] - A Florida Man used his excess bulk to stow away a bag of meth, according to police.

Drugs

Florida Man Tells Police Bag of Cocaine Found in Car Must have Blown in from the Wind

[FORT PIERCE] - A Florida Man had an interesting explanation for the bag of cocaine found in his car during a traffic stop.

Drugs

Florida Man Found Sitting on Families’ Roof in His Underwear, Has No Idea How He Got There

[CAPE CORAL] - A Cape Coral family awoke on Halloween night to find Florida Man sitting on their roof in his underwear.

Funny

Florida Man ‘Sexually Assaults’ Stuffed Olaf Doll at Target

[PINELLAS PARK] - A Florida Man who "let it go" all over a stuffed Olaf doll at a Pinellas Park Target ws arrested…

Creeps
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