380-Pound Florida Man Hides Meth in Belly Button
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380-Pound Florida Man Hides Meth in Belly Button

[ST. PETERSBURG] – A Florida Man used his excess bulk to stow away a bag of meth, according to police.

41-year old Martin Skelly of St. Pete was arrested after showing up to a Clearwater McDonald’s with a drug-filled needle.

After being arrested on charges of possession of methamphetamine, he was searched and booked into Pinellas County Jail.

Authorities asked the Florida Man if he had any additional contraband on him, to which he replied no, according to the affidavit.

When he was processed into the jail, a small bag of meth was found, “wedged deep within the belly button cavity”.

“I was just being dumb and not thinking,” Florida Man said when the drugs were discovered. The belly button meth stash resulted in two additional felony charges. [Original Article]

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