📋 All Florida Man Stories

Every story we've posted — newest first. 478 total.

Florida Man Has Conversation with ATM Before Charging Deputy

[WAUSAU] -  A Florida Man was jailed after stealing some snacks from a convenience store, chatting up an ATM machine, then charging…

May

Shirtless Florida Man Steals FHP Cruiser, Takes off down Highway at 150mph

[LARGO] - A shirtless Florida Man led deputies on a 150 mph chase after stealing a patrol car on the turnpike.

May

Florida Man Exposes Genitals to Women While Riding Walmart Scooter

[PENSACOLA] – A Florida Man was arrested after allegedly exposing himself to women while riding a Walmart scooter.

Creeps

Florida Man on the Run Found Hiding Inside Dishwasher

[GREENVILLE, S.C] - A Florida Man was arrested and bitten by a K9 after leading deputies on a chase, then hiding in…

Fail

Florida Man Slaps Florida Woman with Cheeseburger

[JENSEN BEACH] - A Florida Man was arrested after slapping his girlfriend with a cheeseburger.

Fights

Shirtless Florida Man Fights Tree

[MILTON] - A shirtless Florida Man has been arrested after yelling at a group of school children, then fighting a tree.

Fights

Florida Man Plays Basketball Naked at Public Park, Says It Will Enhance His Skill Level

[LONGWOOD] - A Florida Man who decided to play basketball completely naked at a public park told police he thought it would enhance…

Creeps

Florida Man Impersonates FBI Agent, Harasses Homeowner, Leaves Live Catfishes on Driveway, Flees on Bicycle

[ NAPLES] - A Florida Man was arrested after impersonating an FBI agent, questioning a homeowner, and leaving multiple live catfish on…

Animals

Florida Man Drives Cadillac from Sunroof down Highway, Says He’d Rather Go to Jail Than Back to His Wife

[BARTOW] - A Florida Man was recorded driving down US-98 highway while standing in the sunroof of his Cadillac.

May

Naked Florida Man Pleasures Himself in Front of Horrified Onlookers

[NAPLES] - A naked Florida Man was arrested after pleasuring himself in public, completely unfazed by onlookers.

Creeps

Florida Man Arrested After Refusing to Remove “I Eat Ass” Sticker from Truck

[LAKE CITY] - A Florida Man says his First Amendment rights were violated after being arrested for a sticker he placed on his…

Funny

Florida Woman Pulls Alligator out of Pants During Traffic Stop

[CHARLOTTE COUNTY] - Not to be outdone by Florida Man, Florida Woman pulled a foot-long alligator out of her pants during a traffic…

Animals

Florida Man with BAC over Three Times Legal Limit Crashes Lawnmower Into Cop Car

[HAINES CITY] - A Florida Man with a blood alcohol level of 0.241 was arrested after crashing a lawnmower into a police…

Drunks

Naked Florida Man Arrested for “Actively Tugging” Genitals While Walking Around Neighborhood

[PORT ST. LUCIE] - A Florida Man was arrested after police say he was "actively tugging" his genitals while walking around completely naked…

Creeps

Wig-Wearing Florida Man Arrested Among 100 Others in Epic drug Bust

[BREVARD COUNTY] - The DEA and Special Investigations Unit seized 75 firearms, over $80k worth of meth, and 500,000 doses of fentanyl in…

Drugs

Florida Man Masturbates on Beach Because There Were “Women in Thongs”

[FLAGLER BEACH]- A Florida Man who was masturbating on the beach told deputies he did it because women come to the beach…

Creeps

Speedo-Wearing Florida Man Flags down Deputies to Show off His Pot Plant

[BUNNELL] - Flagler County deputies were surprised by a Speedo-wearing Florida Man who wanted to show off his marijuana plant to them.

Drugs

Florida Man Wearing Bonnet & Flower Dress Steals Baby Formula

[CAPE CORAL] - A Florida Man was spotted at a Cape Coral Publix wearing a blue bonnet and dress stealing $450 of baby…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Resists Arrest by Singing Karaoke

[GAINESVILLE] - A Florida Man who had an active warrant began singing karaoke when deputies tried to arrest him.

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Says He’ll “Shoot All the Employees” at Pet Store over Sick Puppies

[PEMBROKE PINES] - A Florida Man was arrested after calling a pet store in Miami and making threats to shoot the employees.

Animals
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