📋 All Florida Man Stories

Every story we've posted — newest first. 478 total.

Florida Man Removes 9 Foot Alligator from Pool

[PARKLAND] - A Florida Man sporting a bandana, goggles and a swimsuit removed a 9-foot gator from a pool in Parkland.

Animals

Florida Man Tries to Get Alligator Drunk, Gets Bitten

[PALM CITY] - A Florida Man was arrested after allegedly capturing an alligator and attempting to feed it beer.

Animals

Florida Man Hits Mechanic with Golf Club for Fixing Car Too Slow

[BRADENTON] - A Florida Man was charged with aggravated battery after breaking a golf club over his mechanic's head for working too slow.

Jerks

Florida Man Smashes 20 Car Windows, Says Trump Owes Him 1 Trillion Dollars

[OKALOOSA] - A Florida Man who went on a vandalism spree says he did it because Trump owes him one trillion dollars.

Jerks

Florida Man Breaks into Home, Cooks Breakfast, Tells Owner to “Go Back to Sleep”

[SAFETY HARBOR] - A Florida Man was arrested last week after breaking into a stranger's home and cooking food.

Drunks

Florida Man Arrested After Giving Aggressive “Wet Willy”

ST. LUCIE COUNTY -  A Florida Man was arrested after giving his girlfriend a "Wet Willy" while drunk, according to an affidavit.

Drunks

Florida Man Attacks Jogger with Sword over Pile of Trash

[OAKLAND PARK] - Deputies are looking for a Florida Man who swung a sword at another man during a dispute over some…

August

Florida Man Sprays Neighbors with Bug Spray, Hits Himself in the Head with Nunchucks

[DAYTONA BEACH] - A Florida Man was arrested after spraying his neighbors with bug spray and swinging nunchucks at them before accidentally…

August

Florida Man Tells Deputy He Vapes THC to Prepare Himself for the Return of Jesus

[INDIAN RIVER COUNTY] - A Florida man who thought he was 140 miles away from his actual location told deputies he vapes…

August

Florida Man Pries Open Gator’s Mouth to Get His Dog Back

[NOKOMIS] - A Florida Man leaped into action to save his dog from the clutches of a nine-foot alligator on Friday.

Animals

Florida Man Breaks into Home, Blames Horse

[PASCO COUNTY] - A Florida Man has been arrested after reportedly using a horse to break into a home.

Animals

Florida Man Strips Naked, Masturbates in front of Security Guard Shack

[PEMBROKE PINES] - Police are looking for a Florida Man who was caught on camera stripping naked and masturbating near a guard…

Creeps

Florida Man Wearing Nothing but Bra and Hat Burglarizes Cars

[NEW PORT RICHEY] - A nearly naked Florida Man was caught on camera burglarizing several vehicles in New Port Richey last weekend.

Funny

Florida Man Carjacker Arrested Because He Couldn’t Drive Stick

[ORLANDO] - A Florida Man was arrested after a failed carjacking attempt when he realized he couldn't drive stick shift.

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Masturbates Outside of Walmart, Grabs Deputy’s Butt

[ESCAMBIA COUNTY] - A Florida Man was arrested after allegedly masturbating in a Walmart parking lot, then grabbing a deputy's butt, saying, "Let…

Jerks

Florida Man Cuts off Penis of Wife’s Lover with Scissors

[GAINESVILLE] – A Florida Man was arrested after allegedly cutting off his wife’s lover’s penis with a pair of scissors.

July

75-Year Old Florida Man Fights Alligator, Saves Dog

[PINELLAS COUNTY] - A Florida Man leaped into action to save a pet dog from an 8-foot gator last Tuesday.

Animals

Florida Man Makes Threats with Sword After Game Console Loses Power

[MELBOURNE] - A Florida Man pulled out a large sword and threatened a handyman after a power outage caused damage to his gaming…

Jerks

Florida Man Tries to Steal 26 Cars from Jail Parking Just After Being Released

[LAND O' LAKES] - A Florida Man who was released from jail Monday was sent right back to it after attempting to break…

Dumb Criminals

Drunken Florida Man Breaks Back Jumping Canal in Nissan Versa

[LEHIGH ACRES] - A Florida Man was arrested after clearing a canal "Dukes of Hazzard" style before crashing his Nissan Versa and fleeing…

Drunks
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