Florida Man Smashes 20 Car Windows, Says Trump Owes Him 1 Trillion Dollars
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Florida Man Smashes 20 Car Windows, Says Trump Owes Him 1 Trillion Dollars

[OKALOOSA] – A Florida Man who went on a vandalism spree says he did it because Trump owes him one trillion dollars.

30-year-old Justin Wilson caused nearly $30,000 in damages after smashing the windows of at least 20 cars in the parking lot of a Holiday Inn Resort in Okaloosa.

According to witnesses, Wilson beat the cars with rocks and a belt.

When deputies arrived, the Florida Man was found passed out on a bench at the resort. When they woke him up, Wilson told them “Take me to jail. I did it because Donald Trump owes me one trillion dollars and these vehicles belong to the Mafia.”

He was taken to jail on $31,000 bond and faces 14 counts of felony criminal mischief, as well as 6 misdemeanor charges. Original Article

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