Florida Man doesn’t like to fight fair, no matter who is on the other end. This time the “other end” turned out to be his Girlfriend’s thumb. He decided to bite it off during an argument.
35 Year-old Ricardo Marquis Davis, of Palm Bay, got into an argument with his girlfriend on the way to Taco, where she worked. “During the course of the drive down to work they got into a verbal argument, and she basically became upset. She kind of pushed his head, and he responded by biting (her thumb).” according to Palm Bay Police. “He bit (her thumb) completely off and spit it out on the floorboard.”
“The woman continued to say, ‘I can’t believe he bit my finger off,'” Yvonne Martinez, spokeswoman for the Palm Bay police said.
Davis was charged with aggravated battery. Unfortunately, the girlfriend’s thumb was not able to be reconnected according to reporting from Miami New Times.