Florida Man tattooed his driving skills on his neck for everyone to see. The Polk County Sheriff posted on Facebook that a Florida Man with a “All Gas No Brakes” neck tattoo should have thought about using the brakes while trying to flee the scene Monday morning in Davenport.
Deputies from the Polk County Sheriff’s Office were responding to a call regarding a suspected car burglary at 3:28 am. 37-year old Timothy Allen Hogue of Apopka, and a female friend were allegedly seen trying to break into several parked cars in a neighborhood.
When deputies spotted Hogue they tried to pull him over, but as always…Florida Man fled. The deputies decided not to chase him since there was only one entrance/exit into the neighborhood.
The “All Gas No Brakes” man started zooming through the streets at a high speed searching for an exit strategy. It all ended really quickly when Hogue crashed into the back of a parked car. You HAVE to watch the video in the Facebook post below.
Once the car crashed the deputies immediately detained the suspects and requested EMS to treat their injuries. According to the list of charges, meth and marijuana were also found.
The Sheriff’s Office Facebook post states, “Hogue has been arrested and charged with: burglary of an unoccupied conveyance (F2, 4-counts) with enhancement of crossing county lines, felony petit theft (F3, 3-counts), fleeing to elude (F3), conspiracy to commit burglary (F3), possession of methamphetamine (F3), possession of marijuana less than 20g (M1), Possession of drug paraphernalia (M1), and Resisting without violence (M1).”
Hogue has a prior criminal history that consists of 31 felonies and 18 misdemeanors.