📋 All Florida Man Stories

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Florida Man in Bucs Jersey Tries Pulling Over Cars, Arrested for Impersonating Police

[SUMTER COUNTY] – A Florida Man in a Tampa Bay Bucs Jersey was arrested on Sunday for impersonating police while trying to…

Fail

Florida Man Headbutts Car Window, Flops Out Like a Dolphin, Says He’s “High as F–k”

[MARION COUNTY] – You’ve got to watch video of this Florida Man as he headbutts the car window to try to escape…

Featured

Florida Man Completely Covered in Paint Claims to be Joker, Attacks Police

[MILTON, FL] – A Florida Man completely covered in paint claimed to police he was The Joker.  But this Joker wasn’t peddling…

August

Florida Man Tries to Trick Police with “I Don’t Live Here” Sign

[POLK COUNTY] – On October 14th a wanted Florida Man tried fooling police by leaving a not out front of his his. …

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Torches Cousin’s Car – She’s Also His Girlfiend

[MIAMI-DADE COUNTY] – Other than the great mugshot, what this Florida Man did seemed pretty tame, until we found out his cousin…

Creeps

Florida Man Breaks INTO Jail Crawling Thru X-ray Machine

[LAKE COUNTY] – Florida Man Breaks INTO jail?  Normal stories have Florida Man being taken to jail, but not usually breaking into…

Drugs

Florida Man Beat 103 Year Old Grandma, Said She “Came at Me”

Florida Man proved age is just a number.  He decided to beat his 103 year old grandma over an argument.  He told…

Drunks

Florida Man Ditches Job Interview to Steal Car

[Winter Haven] Florida Man decided he didn’t really want a job.  Instead he decided to ditch his job interview to steal a…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Busted Selling Illegal Erectile Dysfunction Pills in The Villages

[THE VILLAGES, Fla] –  It’s local Florida knowledge the amount of STDs passed around in the retirement community of The Villages, located…

Featured

Florida Man Steals Employer’s Street Sweeper to Clean Streets for Another Company

A 29-year-old Florida Man named Rodriguez Aponte was in a bizarre incident that unfolded recently. He was arrested for stealing his ex-employer’s…

Funny

Florida Man Arrested While Crossing Atlantic Ocean in Hamster Wheel

In the annals of audacious endeavors, there are few stories as amusingly bizarre as that of Reza Baluchi, the Florida Man who…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Dubbed Pooping Perpetrator Caught Naked in River

[FORT MYERS] Florida Man decided he needed a new Nickname.  Enter the “Pooping Perpetrator”…43-year-old Nathan David Long. Mr. Long is accused of…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Tries to Rob Publix with a Stapler

Florida Man Has a history of weird weapons, but not many have been used to commit a robbery….until now.  The Florida Man…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Shoots Self in Leg with Stolen Gun While Committing Burglary

Florida Man was caught in the act when deputies said he accidentally shot himself in the leg with a stolen gun, alerting…

Dumb Criminals

Florida Man Busted with Meth, Guns and Baby Gator in Truck

[COLLIER COUNTY] - It's too early in the week for this, Florida Man.

Animals

Florida Man Arrested at Waffle House, Freaking Out Over Bacon

Florida Man loves Waffle House.  Florida Man loves bacon.  But if you’re working at the Waffle House you better cook Florida Man’s…

Drunks

Florida Man Stop to Charge Ankle Monitor While Committing GTA

Early Tuesday evening, a Florida sheriff began to receive numerous calls about a person riding through people’s properties on a red side-by-side. The…

Creeps

Florida Man Drives Airboat Through Neighborhood Streets

BREVARD COUNTY – A Florida Man who rode his airboat through the streets of his neighborhood on New Year’s Eve threatened to kill…

Funny

Florida Woman Tries to Pee on a Cop While Being Arrested on Several Charges

A Florida Woman tried to pee on a cop while being arrested last week for a domestic violence incident — and was…

Fights

Florida Man Found Passed Out and Bloody on Top of Uber Driver

DeLAND, Fla. – A Volusia County deputy encountered an unusual scene on New Year’s Day when he found a 260-pound intoxicated man…

Drunks
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