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  • Florida Man Stabs Co-Worker with Sword over Gumbo Seasoning

    Florida Man Stabs Co-Worker with Sword over Gumbo Seasoning
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  • Shirtless Florida Man to Deputies: “Everyone Does Cocaine”

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  • Florida Woman Tells Cops Cocaine in Her Bag Flew in from Open Window

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  • Naked Florida Man Attacks Stranger with Garden Shears, Fights Cops

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  • Florida Man Ties Drugs to His Ball Sack

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  • Florida Man Flees from Traffic Stop, Returns to Harass Cops, Does Donuts on 4 Wheeler with Beer in Hand

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  • Florida Man Activates Vanishing Powers After Owing 500k in Child Support

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  • Florida Man with Suit, Gun and Badge Pretends to Be Federal Marshall, Cops Not Buying It

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  • Florida Man Wearing Budweiser Shirt Gets DUI on Golf Cart

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  • Thieving Florida Man Gets His Arm Stuck in Church Donation Box

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  • Florida Man Shoots Himself in the Leg to Profess Love for Ex-Girlfriend

    Florida Man Shoots Himself in the Leg to Profess Love for Ex-Girlfriend
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  • Florida Man Uses Cinderblock to Break into Home, Takes Shower

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  • Florida Man Has Blood Alcohol Level 4 Times Legal Limit

    11 points
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  • Florida Man Tells Cops His Name Is Captain Dickhead

    Florida Man Tells Cops His Name Is Captain Dickhead
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  • Florida Man Attacks Mother, Flips Furniture Over Because Of Ham

    5 points
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  • Florida Man Makes Homemade Bomb, Throws It at Chickens

    Florida Man Makes Homemade Bomb, Throws It at Chickens
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  • Florida Man Uses Spaghetti Sauce to Try to Burn down House After Burglary

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  • Florida Man Uses Government Computers to Mine Bitcoin

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  • Florida Man Applies for Job, Steals Forklift

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  • Florida Man Performs Hit N’ Run, Gets Pulled over, Pretends to Be Asleep

    Florida Man Performs Hit N' Run, Gets Pulled over, Pretends to Be Asleep
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  • Florida Man Grabs Deputy’s Crotch

    Florida Man Grabs Deputy's Crotch
    11 points
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  • Florida Man Blasts His Horn at Cops, Has Guns & Drugs in Full View in His Car

    10 points
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  • Florida Man Gets Tired of Waiting at Hospital, Steals Ambulance, Drives Home

    2 points
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  • Florida Man Drinks 16 Shots of Vodka, Refuses to Pay Tab

    Florida Man Drinks 16 Shots of Vodka, Refuses to Pay Tab
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  • Drunken Florida Woman Crashes Car in Publix Parking Lot, Buys More Wine

    Drunken Florida Woman Crashes Car in Publix Parking Lot, Buys More Wine
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  • Drunken Florida Man Challenges Wendy’s Employees, Customers to Fight

    Drunken Florida Man Challenges Wendy's Employees, Customers to Fight
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  • Florida Man Breaks out of Prison, Caught Drinking Beer in West Palm

    Florida Man Breaks out of Prison, Caught Drinking Beer in West Palm
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  • Florida Man Known As “Doo-Doo” Has $4M Heist Plan Foiled by FBI

    Florida Man Known As Doo-Doo Has $4M Heist Plan Foiled by FBI
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  • Florida Man Stabs Brother over Hamburgers

    Florida Man Stabs Brother over Hamburgers
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  • Florida Man Attacks Jogger, Steals Their Shorts, Runs off Waving Them over His Head

    Florida Man Attacks Jogger, Steals Their Shorts, Runs off Waving Them over His Head
    8 points
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